99 Bottles of Milk on the Wall

"Babies have the same mannerisms as drunk adults."

Well said, Jen. Let us count the ways.

1. They bobble their head about.
2. They babble jibberish.
3. They throw up on themselves.
4. They soil themselves, and don't see to care much.

This is the first Jenism I will record for this blog.

Jenism, noun (JEN-izm): a statement made by Jen (aka, The Jen, The Wife, Mommy, The Mommy Unit) which is unusually funny.