Injury Report

Going into Sundays football match-ups, here is the week's injury report:

Rick -- probable. Having undergone outpatient toe surgery earlier this week, Rick is, if not fully recovered, certainly ready to play. "My team is counting on me. I'm ready to lace 'em up and smack someone in the teeth." When reminded that he is not presently on any NFL roster, Rick responds, "Do you have dental insurance?"

Rick's Wife -- out. Tummy ache. "My tummy hurts."

Fletcher -- probable. The Boy fought off a fever earlier in the week, but is now facing a wicked bout of constipation. When asked if he is ready to push through the pain, Fletcher turned red in the face and began to cry. It obviously hurts to push.